Winston Churchill – A View Of Sarcasm:

MP: “Mr. Churchill, must you fall asleep while I’m speaking?”
Churchill: “No, it’s purely voluntary.”

Woman: You’re drunk. And what’s more, you’re disgustingly drunk.”
Churchill: “You’re ugly. And what’s more, you’re disgustingly ugly. But when I wake up, I’ll be sober, and you’ll still be ugly.”

Lady Astor: “If I was your wife, sir, I would poison your coffee.”
Churchill: “If I was your husband, I would drink it.”

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